Never Say Never!

July 2nd, 2008

PhotobucketAs you know i started ok on Full Tilt then had a massive down swing & got the right arse with them! The other night i couldnt log on to Laddies so i thought id try FT. What a good decision,a few good sng results later & everything is rosey! My roll on there is hardly stratospheric but at least my Sharkscope retails are looking better (i blocked them before but now they look like this)

PhotobucketAt least the red line is going in the right direction after nearly falling of the poxy page!!! Now all ive got to do is keep it going upwards,i realise its early days & 51 games is bugger all but hopefully July will be good to me on FT & Laddies!! Thanks for reading & glglgl on the tables.

Many rivers & a 3rd place!

June 25th, 2008

PhotobucketAfter last wednesdays heroics in the $40 buy in mtt i thought i’d have another go today! No such luck though,i had top 2 pair on a 2 heart board,it all went in on the flop & matey made his flush on the river (allthough as i was the aggressor i put him on bigger hearts than the 7 & 5 that he showed!! O well,i think i ended up 30 something so crack on! I did play the $6 buy in shorthanded tourney straight after & cashed in 3rd..again rivered just when 2nd had my name on!
Not enough to pay my earlier buy in but my play is going in the right direction imo! Click link below for the screenshot of my mega cash!! (might of helped with a few more players!!)

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I then played a $10 stt,flopped the nut flush,got called by 444 who got runner,runner 5’s for the house….ouch!

 ** Game ID 1005965903 starting - 2008-06-25 12:09:11
** $10 Turbo (a) [Hold ‘em] (30.00|60.00 No Limit - STT) Real Money

- smoothplz sitting in seat 1 with $1010.00
- MrDecision sitting in seat 2 with $1805.00
- conizio sitting in seat 3 with $1455.00 [Dealer]
- blingqueen sitting in seat 4 with $1875.00
- teepss sitting in seat 5 with $1310.00

blingqueen posted the small blind - $15.00
teepss posted the big blind - $30.00

** Dealing card to smoothplz: 3 of Spades, King of Spades
smoothplz raised - $60.00
MrDecision called - $60.00
conizio called - $60.00
blingqueen called - $60.00
teepss called - $60.00

** Dealing the flop: 4 of Spades, Ace of Spades, 8 of Spades
blingqueen checked
teepss checked
smoothplz bet - $30.00
MrDecision raised - $390.00
conizio folded
blingqueen folded
teepss folded
smoothplz called - $390.00

** Dealing the turn: 5 of Diamonds
smoothplz bet - $120.00
MrDecision went all-in - $1355.00
smoothplz went all-in - $440.00
MrDecision shows: 4 of Hearts, 4 of Diamonds

** Dealing the river: 5 of Spades
MrDecision wins $2200.00 from the main pot

End of game 1005965903
I know my initial raise was a bit donkish but this was just after yet another beat so i was on a mission!

So i then gave up for the day before it got worse!!     THANKS FOR READING & GL ALL

Robert the Bruce plays Laddies!

June 18th, 2008

Photobucket You realy have got to try & try again with poker imo! i know i’m a world class player capable of owning Hellmuth,Bronson & all the wizz kid online donk superstars player who has got a rough idea of what i’m doing!!! Ive been grinding away on Laddies stt’s at various buy ins from $2-$20 with a fair bit of success. Its been a bit trickier on Stars/FT tbh,ive even prohibited access to my Sharkscope details on them because they make awful reading!! FT i just cant get on with for some reason,& Stars my results are very inconsistent.I was doing ok on their ‘Planet’ series but i dont put the volume in so its a bit of a waste of time.So with this in mind i’m happy to play Laddies with all their loony Skandy/Euro players etc!!  Their mtt’s are ok and ive cashed in a couple of tiddlers but this morning i thought fuck it,why not take a risk,play out of my BR cushion (no change there then!) & fire up a $40 + $4 tourney. It was a $2K gtd but only started with 46 players so i had to be top 5 or no cash! Now without being big headed,this was quite a breeze to progress in,just play tight early doors,no stupid bluffing,watch for the massive overbet bluffs to pick off,the loads of all ins when they only had middle pair & the jobs a good un!! Before i know it (well about 2 hrs later!) i’m on the FT and sitting 5/10,then we are down to 5 & itm,a few good hands (& laydowns) & i’m HU!!  Matey had a 2/1 chip lead and i couldnt catch a good double up hand,i somehow pushed all in with A 10 on a low flop only to see his flopped middle pair hold up and i’m second for $480……happy happy  happy days!!! I was under the impression that skill increased with buy in amount,i was wrong,& i cant wait to give some more mtt’s the ‘Smooth’ treatment!! Ta for reading & glglglgl.

CLICK THEN CLICK AGAIN!!!

Who needs the moon….

May 30th, 2008

Photobucket….When we’ve got the Stars!!  (Martin Fry quoted that on an old ABC record….you must remember them surely??!!)  Anyhow,its all going sweet on Ladbrokes,my BR on there is doing ok,Full Tilt can smd to be honest,i couldnt beat Stephen Hawking to the bar if the Smooth was free let alone win a race on the poxy site,my BR on there is looking baaaaaaaaaaaad!! But,there is some good news. Kenn on RTR is playing the million on PP so i (& others on the forum) decided to have 5% in him,i only had 48 cents on Stars so i put on enough to cover the $32 for him + a tiny bit more,i have played a few mini stt’s  won a few;

PokerStars Tournament #89983256, No Limit Hold’em
Buy-In: $3.00/$0.25
6 players
Total Prize Pool: $18.00
Tournament started - 2008/05/28 - 03:23:57 (ET)

Dear smoothplease,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $11.70 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 39 Sit & Go Leader Board Points for the Mars Division in this tournament

PokerStars Tournament #89811179, No Limit Hold’em
Buy-In: $3.00/$0.40
10 players
Total Prize Pool: $30.00
Tournament started - 2008/05/26 - 17:34:41 (ET)

Dear smoothplease,

You finished the tournament in 1st place.
A $15.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 50 Sit & Go Leader Board Points for the Mars Division in this tournament

Never mind the planet points,i’m just happy to be winning & incresing my BR so i can have a bash at the bigger games…& tonight i just missed the RTR hu comp by 5 mins so had a go at a 27 seater;

 PokerStars Tournament #90270078, No Limit Hold’em
Buy-In: $5.00/$0.50
27 players
Total Prize Pool: $135.00
Tournament started - 2008/05/30 - 16:04:45 (ET)

Dear smoothplease,

You finished the tournament in 3rd place.
A $24.00 award has been credited to your Real Money account.

You earned 38 Sit & Go Leader Board Points for the Venus Division in this tournament

Only going out when i pushed & got out kicked…grrrrrrrrrr!  (my fault!)  So thats it,even though ive got a good roll on Laddies im trying to start small on Stars & build up instaed of gizzing it away like 4 years ago ( ive learnt loads since then so that wont happen………i hope!!)    gl all & thanks for reading…….. Finally; glglglgl to Kenn tomorrow & wp Mik to be HU champ!!!!

The Blues blues!

May 22nd, 2008

Photobucket  Along time ago,(an awful long time ago!!) a young lad (me!!!) wanted to go to see his favorite football club,which was Chelsea. My mum & dad were both from Fulham,just a short walk from Stamford Bridge but an equal distance from Craven Cottage,the home of Fulham FC who my dad had always supported since he to was a lad. After much sulking & whining i got my own way and we walked the short way to The Bridge.The game was between the Blues & Man Utd,it ended 3-1 to Utd (i was very upset) but that game would leave a never to be forgotten memory for me. It was in the age of Peter Osgood,Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris,Peter Bonetti etc. and the other big memory of Chelsea was when they beat Leeds Utd in the Fa Cup after a replay (no penalty shoot-outs in those days!!) I had Cfc posters on my bedroom walls,scarves,and read every article and tried to get permission to stay up late to watch to watch the Blues on tele at every occasion!!!! I saw the Blues play loads more times and that was that… the glorious Blues would be my team for ever.     Now fast forward to last night,the biggest game ever for CFC,and just like the 1st time i saw them play live,it was against the Mancs again!! I’m a bit older (right!!!) and understood more about the game….how after a shaky first 35 minutes,we completely owned UTD,we hit the woodwork,got fuck all change from a ref who will never have a worse game,and with a coach who seems to be asleep for most of the game!!  Of all the cruel situations that a penalty shoot out brings up,it was sickening to see John Terry be the man who had the cup at his mercy but missed. The one of only a few CFC players who gives 100% every single match he plays in,to see him miss was a shocker i can tell you!! But do you think that after all these years i would still be upset when we lost?? Yes,i was fucking gutted,more so because the wife just doesnt understand…..’its just a game’ she says….errrrrrrrrrr,no its not!!  My 2 young kids are not quite old enough to realise & my 15 year old (who lives with my ex) supports UTD anyway!! So thats why ive written this!! ……………………………..and now i feel a bit  about less pissed of the loss….but only a little bit!!    thanks for reading.    (No football and back to poker in my nxt post i promise!)

Revenge in Moscow?

May 11th, 2008

Photobucket Yes,dunce of the week goes to me!! I always like to put an appropriate picture in my blog,then for some strange reason i deleted the whole of photobucket & bang goes 99% of my pictures!! O well….Bill Gates i am not so never mind!  Poker has taken a bit of a back seat recently due to working hard & being knackered at night!!!,hopefully i will be back to playing a bit more this week. I have managed to donk off a little bit,i still cant win that much on Full Tilt,…..i have however invested a little bit of my BR in a couple of very good players on the Raise The River forum. Only a couple of shares in the upcoming FTOPS but i’d rather do that than jizz it off myself!!! So the very best of luck to Mik & Kenn.   And on to football now,how gutted was i to hear about todays results,i only hope we can go to Moscow & stuff the Mancs for our 1st Champions League title….come on you Blues!!!  Ta for looking & gl.           �

The Mighty Blues!!

April 30th, 2008

Photobucket Tonight was a great night for all Chelsea fans,into the European Cup final for the 1st time after tonking the scousers…happy days!! And with a good chance to take the Premiership title as well if Utd slip up to Wigan (unlikely!) or West Ham (please god a London team helps another one!!) then all we need to do is beat Newcastle & Bolton to overtake the Mancs.       Any how,this is my 1st post for a while. I ummmed & arrrred about putting a bit of money on Full Tilt,i did and after a good start it all went Pete Tong!! I couldnt find any way of winning tbh,every small stake sng would end with me staring at the lappy swearing in disbelief!! Im sure i should have cracked on & stopped whining like a tart but after dropping about $70 out of $200 i have not played since!! I was going to block my stats on Sharkscope as they were fucking embarrasing but i wont so that when i go back on FT i will have a huge incentive to start putting some kind of good run together!!  In the meen time its back to Ladbrokes where its all sweet!! I havnt played huge amounts in the last week but i managed to be up approx $100 in various stt’s (1x $20 5 seater was good for $70….& yes i know its not really good to play that high but the std of play is just as good/bad as on the smaller buy ins!!) Today i was off work so i had a play around at 2 mini mtt’s,the 1st was a $6 job with about 64 runners,i managed to play like a poker god fluke my way into 4th place for $34 (yippppeee!) then tonight i played a huge $2 18 player thingy! This time i owned them bitches good and proper…..who’s the daddy!!!   luck-boxed my way to 1st place and took down the $14 winnings!! The money was not realy important,i just wanted to get my confidence back a bit after last weeks Full Tilt shambles!  So onwards & upwards,ta for reading & glglglglgl at the tables..

p.s.  if any of you can tell me how to get a screen shot into my RTR posts then i would be gratefull

Nightmare on FT street!

April 17th, 2008

 Well,what a difference a day makes! Yesterday i played on Full Tilt for the 1st time and came 2nd a few times for a profit. Good start i thought,more games and players than Ladbrokes & they all seem easy (ish) to turn over!! So today i have another go…omfg!! i cant win a race to save my life,in consecutive games i get QQ,and face AA then KK,gg me,i push 99 into 10/10,gg me,AK into AJ that rivers the poxy J!!! 1x $10 stt was my fault when i mis clicked fold when i had the nut straight,thats the 2nd time in 2 days,and something ive never done before….doh!!!  I dont recall 1 draw coming good for me either but what the hell,im sure its only a bit of bad luck,not enough volume to get a true picture blah,blah,blah!!!! Well its a bad way of losing $50 thats for sure!! I was so hacked off i went onto Laddies & played 2 soft $5 HU games in case i had been sprinkled with the ”cant win fuck all + plays like a donkey” magic dust!!!!  Luckily i won them both so i will put today down to a bad run of cards and crack on tomorrow!!  ta for reading & gl at the tables.

FT micro beginnings.

April 15th, 2008

Well after a bit of time i decided to slip a few bucks onto Full Tilt,nothing really wrong with Ladbrokes except their lack of players! I want more variety with buy-ins and tables etc so had to change. I reckon i can do well at the multi table sng’s and small stake mtt’s and FT have far more to chose from so thats where i have decided to hang my hat!! I have managed to more than double my original $200 on Laddies so i am hoping for even better on FT. I went on there & deposited this morning (after messing around on the play money tables) and decided to start small so as to get used to the new way of things!  I played a $5 stt and came second (matey turned a K to beat me!) then a huge $2 6 seater!! Again 2nd when AI on a K high flop with KJ i ran into AK!! O well,if you look on Sharkscope under  jonnysambuca  my ROI is over 110%!!! Shame thats only after 2 games!!!!! So thats that,i will keep my Laddies a/c going but for now its FT all the way,i cant wait to tackle the multi seaters…….bring it on!!!!!   thanks for reading & gl at the tables.

jonnysambuca!

April 10th, 2008

 Well i have been toying with the idea of taking out some of my money from Ladbrokes & having a bash on another site.I still have my old Pokerstars account open (with about 40 cents in!) with the alias of smoothplease.If i wanted to re join Stars i wanted to start all over (new alias etc) but i cant have multi accounts so i would have to apply in the wifes name. I only want to change to get more choice with mtts & stt’s/sng’s etc,laddies just dont have the traffic or such a wide variety of games.   After Kenn from the RTR forum suggested it i had a look at Full Tilt,loads of players there & lots of different buy ins etc. So i downloaded it and decided on the alias of   jonnysambuca  god knows why!! my names not jonny & i dont realy like sambuca!!!! it just came to me!! I wont deposit until i have got used to it,i played a play money 90 seater & finished 18th,easy as anything realy as all play money games are,i bust when well ahead……matey got runner runner flush!! I checked the schedules out & the choice is far better than Laddies so its just a question of which one…Stars or FT?? I will decide by monday & make a deposit.   thanks for reading & gl all at the tables